So who'd have thought that a person would need to go to the emergency room to get a nap? Well, thats what I have to do now a days, lol. I have a bulging disk in my back thats causing lots of fun. I will be feeling fantastic after some surgery. I was starting to get a little upset that this whole process is taking so long, till I made a list of things to be greatful for.
Here they are:
1.) They know me on a first name basis at the doctor's office and the pharmacy. This will come in handy if Trevor or the kids ever gets a broken leg.
2.) People rush to open the door for me as they see me hobble by.
3.) My sweet husband gives me a back rub whenever I ask.
4.) The lifegaurd helps me walk to the side of the pool. Did I mention that we're on a first name basis as well? ;)
5.) And last but not least, I get to run over people in a motorized scooter at every grocery store, walmart, and Costco. Sometimes, I will even let the Baby steer the scooter. I think she does a better job than I do.
So how can you all be as fortunant to have a lifegaurd escort you into the pool area?? Its simple. Just get into a bad wreck, then wait a few months. It depends on a few pre-existing conditions as well, such as your genetics and other factors that are beyond your control. I think that everyone should be as lucky as me. Then we can all race each other in costco down the isles. And if that doesn't sound like fun, you can always hang out with the kids and I at the pool, with Juliene...yeah...he's the lifegaurd. Didn't I tell you we are on a first name basis? ;)
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